Today’s Hot Deals: HyperX Pulsefire Haste Gaming Mouse, INIU 20000mAh Power Bank, DJI Osmo Mobile 7P Gimbal Stabilizer, and MORE!

Hot Deals for June 16

For today’s edition of our Hot Deals post here are some of the best deals we stumbled on while browsing the web this morning! Please note that Geeks are Sexy might get a small commission from qualifying purchases done through our posts. As an Amazon Associate, I earn from qualifying purchases.

HyperX Pulsefire Haste Ultra Lightweight Wireless Gaming Mouse$79.99 $49.99

INIU 20000mAh 65W Power Bank$44.99 $29.99

Amazfit Active 2 Sport Smart Watch Fitness Tracker$99.99 $75.99 (For Prime Members)

DJI Osmo Mobile 7P Gimbal Stabilizer for Smartphones$149.00 $125.00

Shark AI Ultra Voice Control Robot Vacuum with Matrix Clean Navigation, Home Mapping, 60-Day Capacity XL Self-Empty Base$599.00 $297.99

NEO Ergonomic Mesh Computer Chair$59.98 $39.97

GTPLAYER High Back Ergonomic Gaming Chair$189.99 $108.99

C4 Ultimate Pre Workout Sugar Free Energy Drink (12-PACK)$34.99 $17.10

Hi-Spec 89 Piece General Househould Hand Tool Kit$94.99 $47.49

Microsoft Office Professional 2021 – $39.97

Microsoft Windows 11 Pro or Home – $14.97

1minAI: Lifetime Subscription – Why choose between ChatGPT, Midjourney, GoogleAI, and MetaAI when you could get them all in one tool? – $234.00 $29.97

1-Year Sam’s Club Membership with Auto-Renew$50 $25



From Rest to Work: How Necromancy Became a 9-to-5 Thing

What if necromancy was totally legal, and not just legal, but regulated like plumbing or food safety?

Imagine a city where skeletons serve your lunch, bus your table, and file your taxes. As long as you follow a strict set of ethical and sanitary guidelines, you can put the undead to work in just about any role. Want to donate your body to necromancers instead of science? Totally an option. Read below!

[Source | Via MC]

From Dire Wolves to Derpy Dachshunds: The Ultimate Dog Family Tree Explained

Ever wondered how foxes, wolves, and your sock-stealing golden retriever are all related? MinuteEarth just released a video that breaks down the entire canine family tree: from extinct grizzly-sized pupperinos to tiny desert-dwelling foxes and that one breed that yodels instead of barks.

It’s like a genealogical episode of Dog Dynasty, featuring dire wolves, raccoon dogs, crab-snacking cuties, and heroic mutts who orbited the Earth.

Whether you’re Team Husky, Team Dachshund, or Team Mystery Mutt, this one’s got tail-wagging facts for everyone.

When English Gets Confusing, Chinese Says: “Hold My Dumpling”

Why is English so weirdly fun? Because a sentence like “All the faith he had had had had no effect on the outcome of his life” is 100% grammatically correct. Yep, that’s real. That’s English just casually moonwalking over logic.

But wait, Mandarin Chinese steps in like: “Hold my dumpling.”

Enter the legendary poem “Lion-Eating Poet in the Stone Den.”

It tells a totally coherent story about a poet named Shi Shi who REALLY wanted to eat ten lions. But every single word in the original Chinese version is pronounced “shi.”

That’s right: the whole poem sounds like a tongue-twister written by a sleep-deprived panda.

You: “English is hard.”
China: “Shī shì shí shī shǐ shì shí shī.”
Translation: Good luck, buddy.

Behold:

[Source: CartographerM on Imgur | Via GG]

Today’s Hot Deals: D&D Core Rulebooks (2024) and Visual History, Baseus 10000mAh Power Bank, Soundcore C30i Clip-On Open-Ear Earbuds, LEGO Technic NASA Mars Rover, and More!

Hot Deals for July 15

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D&D 2024 Player’s Handbook (D&D Core Rulebook)$49.99 $39.95
D&D 2024 Dungeon Master’s Guide (D&D Core Rulebook)$49.99 $39.95
D&D 2024 Monster Manual (D&D Core Rulebook)$49.99 $39.95
Dungeons & Dragons Art & Arcana: A Visual History$50.00 $20.84

Baseus 22.5W PD Fast Charging 10000mAh Power Bank with Built-in Braided USB C Cable$39.99 $15.99 (Click Coupon at the Link and Click “Redeem” on Promo Code UP8RV9IQ)

Soundcore C30i Clip-On Open-Ear Earbuds$69.99 $41.99

TOZO A1 Wireless Earbuds with Mics$19.99 $12.98

LEGO Technic NASA Mars Rover Perseverance Advanced Building Kit$99.99 $79.99

HORI Wireless HORIPAD (Zelda Edition) Pro Controller with Motion Control for Nintendo Switch$39.99 $29.99

Coleman Skydome Tent with 5 Minute Setup (4 Persons)$149.99 $89.99 (Also available for 2, 6 or 8 persons, all on sale at the link)

Microsoft Office Professional 2021 – $49.97

Microsoft Windows 11 Pro or Home – $14.97

1minAI: Lifetime Subscription – Why choose between ChatGPT, Midjourney, GoogleAI, and MetaAI when you could get them all in one tool? – $234.00 $39.99

1-Year Sam’s Club Membership with Auto-Renew$50 $25